How To Grade Papers


1. Remove papers from tote bag.
2. Choose a colored pen.
3. Make a cup of tea.
4. Watch an episode of Law & Order: SVU.
5. Eat a banana.
6. Read first paper.
7. Let the dogs out to potty.
8. Eat a handful of almonds.
9. Read an article from Twitter about teaching.
10. Check Facebook.
11. Read second paper.
12. Return papers to tote bag.
13. Wait until Sunday evening.
14. Repeat.